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The Verdict: You undeniably can play Tekken with a smartphone touch screen if you drastically alter your physical grip. Placing the phone flat, removing the virtual joystick in favor of separate directional buttons, and treating the glass precisely like an Arcade Hitbox severely mitigates the "touch" accuracy problem. Just guarantee you are strictly utilizing a 5GHz network or an explicitly wired USB tether to cleanly bypass the wireless input delay!